i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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