I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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