My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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