did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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