As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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