It's Friday. Sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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