Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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