i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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