Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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