she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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