I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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