Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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