Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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