normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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