Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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