But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Drunk is not a location!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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