k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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