the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The best revenge is premature balding
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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