clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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