Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
