Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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