Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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