I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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