Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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