PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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