i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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