Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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