Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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