your thong is hanging out like whoa
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
