Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what if I'm pregnant?
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The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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