His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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