just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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