he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
