Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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