Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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