he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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