Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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