I must be too annoying 4 u.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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