i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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