omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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