I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm both gender and math confused
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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