I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm passing your future prison.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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