Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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