11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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