So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My cat gives me a boner
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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