i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
its not stalking. its research.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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