Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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