if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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