Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
you never un-have a 4some
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
