I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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