Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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