If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
