I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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