Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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