normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My liver just had a heart attack.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
